I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and shit producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in this classroom in Van Nuys, right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Sadly myself included, and everything this place has made me.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck you cops that spend all their time handing out smoking tickets to little fuckers who wanna die anyway. While little boys are being molested and little girls are being shot down in Compton. Fuck Compton, Beverly Hills, and the motherfucking Valley. Fuck the valley and all its fame chasing inhabitants. Fuck you trendsetters, fuck you fashionistas. Fuck you actors. Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Fuck you little bitches smoking fucking fags, and fucking stupid faggots smoking . Fuck you emo fuckers as you compact your balls into your fucking urban jeans. Fuck Urban Outfitters and American Apparel. Fuck Indie Kids. Fuck your five dollar coffees and your fifteen dollar veggie burgers. Fuck your health kick, your diet or your fucking new interest in piliates or sushi. Fuck this culture. Fuck all of these fucking cars. Fuck you chick on your overpriced cellphone that can do everything but cure cancer. Fuck you attitude packed minimum-wager that makes my cup of corporation coffee. Fuck you bottles of water. You're water. You're not worth two fucking dollars. Fuck your race that you think is so much better. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of "uniqueness". Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your facebook, your psuedo-clever screennames, and stupid fucking myspace bulletins that all should be titled "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!". Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
Fuck the whole selfish, over politicized and party driven government system. I'm sick and fucking tired of policies and new laws with seven hundred bylaws that nobody but you and your cabinet reads. Fuck you councilors and your stupid 'district improvement' plans. Fuck you unions, for asking for so much and giving nothing more that what you already give. Fuck the whole process that allows people who are supposed to be working for us work for interests that only benefit the next campaign. Fuck your short-sightedness, your rush to the bandwagons, and your incessant arguing over fuck all. Fuck the parties, fuck the conventions, and fuck your campaigns. Do some real fucking work for a change.
And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints.
Fuck you lady using exact change at the counter at the grocery store. Fuck you kids before me for fucking everything up for me now. And fuck you also for not getting the fuck out of your designated handicapped seat when a pregnant or elderly person gets on the fucking bus. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up and just get on with it.
